No More Juice!

it had to happen. I guess it was bound to come sooner or later. The signs were there all this while: visibly increased activity and heavy usage. Now its all gone. No more. Ta-bo-le. Ne pas. 没有. nicht mehr. What ever language it is said in, it sounds equally negative.

(by the way, if you think that this is a lament for impotency, it so is not!!!!)

What i mean is, i have a writer's block! No more brain juice can be squeezed out of this little brain of mine. You know what? I blame the Psychology and Philosophy exams I had to sit for in the past two days. Absolutely attributing all blame to these two torrid exams. Studying for these exams meant that I was stuck in the UGLI (undergrad library) all the time... by the way, that issuch a horrible acronym... what's next? STUPID (Students taking Undergraduate courses in Philosophical Issue Discussions)? MAD for Math (advanced) degree? Since we're on this topic, why not call ourselves SILLY (Supremely Intelligent but Lazy and Lethargic Youths)?

ok... i know there are many of you out there who will jump at this chance to say that i'm NO LONGER a youth... that youth stops at 21 and i'm already 2 years too old... that i should stop trying to 'pretend' that i'm not old... tsk tsk... trust yourselves to laugh at this insecure old man trying to get (finally) get his college education. As they always say (maybe its just me, but who cares? disagreeing with your elders is rude by the way), AGE is Wisdom.

ok.. Esther may beg to differ... i'm taking the same political science classes as her this semester, 140 and 354, and i tell you, she is absolutely trashing me in the subject. I have never seen a person sleep her way to As ( haaa all pun intended!!!), but yea, let's just say that when it comes to lectures, she's sleeping when i'm awake, she's sleeping when i'm sleeping, yet she still comes away with a bloody A while i hide shamefully in the corner begging SAF for forgiveness. Maybe that's why i stopped going to lectures altogether... the sight of her sleeping away gives me nightmares when i sleep... and how can that be peaceful rest in class then? =p

but hey hey... back to topic proper... age is wisdom ok? do not deny that fact... maybe when you guys reach my age and think that "i'm really not that wise after all", then, and only then, can you doubt this 'fact'... but even so, don't tell me your 'shocking discovery', because remember i'm always 1/2/3/4 years ahead in the age race!!

hmmm... many of you ladies have reflected that intelligence is a must-have for your would be guys... and if i can equate that with my AGE-WISDOM hypothesis, does it mean you ladies prefer older guys? Hmm if so... i think we have very similar preferences!!! (NO I DON'T MEAN PREFERENCE IN OLDER GUYS, U IDIOTS) I think guys also find older women attractive. (Hah, this may be very ego-deflating for all you younger girls out there, but yea i think since we should readily agree with each other that any form of attraction between us is impossible, there should be no hard feelings there! btw, if attraction is indeed possible, you should not hesitate to call my number right now! =p ) yep yep... the truth hurts... i know... now you feel how i feel when u call me old!!!

ok... i just realised i've rambled on for so long... you know what? i think all the (brain) juice is back! yay! can't say the same for Qingru though (Gimp stuck in his single room with his birthday present). hah, if you know what i mean...