enlargement operation?

ok here's a funny joke we thought about while having our ocore meeting yesterday. i mean, it just means we weren't very productive right? anyhow, i've left out the first 2 lines of this joke, and placed them after the joke ends. you'd see why.


J: ok i figured this is the best way to get the hot girls. afterall, they are really attracted to guys who can swing it with confidence.

T: ok whatever you say J. the most important thing, contrary to popular belief, when it comes to this sort of thing, is the grip. gotta be long, firm and good. not too thick, or it's hard to grasp; not too thin, or you can't grab anything.

J: will this do? (shows a big O).

T: perfect! next, you gotta decide if you want a really big head. if the head's too big, its awkward, it looks funny, and you might even scare a few people. if it's too small, you might as well not hit (on) anything at all.

J: ok i think i'll get the one with the really big head, as well as some balls to go along. i mean, who plays without the balls?

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J: hey T, i need some help buying a tennis racket.

T: why?
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